Read more on her blog Musings of an African Woman.
As my guilt slinks into the corner, country names are called out and former citizens stand. I discover that of the 111 countries amassing the 1206 immigrants represented in the room, I am the only one standing in for Ghana. Contrary to popular belief Africans aren't dying to give up their allegiance to their countries. More tears. This time I give up trying to wipe them. I try to smile through my tears satisfied that we have proved them wrong, at least for this event. China, Mexico, and a handful of European countries actually have the highest number of immigrants present. Go figure!
The MC thinks he's funny, making jokes that get a stilted-clapping response at best.
"No more waiting in lines at ports of entry. Your blue book waves you through and buys you a smile." Yeah right! I will test this theory when I return from Ghana in the fall.
"Your passport is a valuable document, use it in good faith and protect it. It gives you the freedom to choose your path." This, I myself know to be true. I couldn't be an "aimlessly" wandering academic back in my home country; the pressure would have had me conforming by now.
"America is better for all 1206 of you deciding to become citizens." Really? Do you mean that?
A past immigrant of Asian descent gives the formal address. Ironic that they would pick one of the model minority. She is proud as she says:
"Value family because that is the foundation of this country." Oh Lord here we go!
"One of the first and most important things to do is to learn English." I wonder if anyone is chuckling in their heads. This from someone who has obviously mastered the language enough to be given a speaking part. I roll my eyes. I wonder how much of her speech is doctored.
"You are not foreign anymore!" This pronouncement makes me almost guffaw forgetting where I am. We, all of us with our blended accents and difficult-to-pronounce names, will always be foreign.
The ideals we espouse in this here 'land of the brave' are tantalizing alright. The packaged U.S we sell to immigrants is attractive. Having lived in this country for 17 years I know living up to these ideals is where the real work is. It's where we as a people very often fall short.
An African writer's blog.... Kuukua Dzigbordi Yomekpe
Apparently she has just become an American citizen, and writes movingly (and with good humor) about the ceremony: